Yoink: Farming Brawler

About this app

YOINK is a chaotic pixel farming brawler. Harvest crops, stun rival farmers, steal their haul, and race to bank points before the clock hits zero. Jump into frantic 2-minute Red vs Blue matches. Play online with Game Center (up to 4 farmers) or dive in anytime with bots. Share a private code and yoink with friends. WHAT YOU GET • One-time purchase — unlock the full game. No ads. No subscriptions. • Harvest → carry → bank scoring with speed penalties on heavy loot • Stun rivals and yoink their crops mid-match • Quick Match, Private codes, and offline bots • Create your farmer: look, nickname, and Yoink voice • Crisp pixel art, Press Start / Silkscreen UI, portrait chaos ONLINE Online play uses Apple Game Center. Sign in when you want multiplayer. Bot matches work without Game Center. PRIVACY We use anonymous product analytics (Firebase) to improve the game — no advertising tracking, and no nicknames or Game Center IDs in our analytics events. Privacy Policy: https://valuable-gymnast-0fa.notion.site/Privacy-Policy-YOINK-3b8aa1bd8d038012be79c6df057ef021 Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/

CRITICAL FIX: Online matches had more than 200ms of extra delay on every swing, steal, and pickup. That lag is gone — hits should land when you swing. NEW: Slimes now roam the field. They chase anyone carrying a crop and knock it loose. Two hits to splat them. Also: Play with Bots starts immediately, and you can fill empty seats after 7 seconds if nobody joins.

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1. First observed Aug 23, 2026 · 7:42 PM Free